Nimbus, the Ultimate Family Doctor
An advertisement from the doctor of the future!
Suffering from pain in your foot? Hemorrhoids? The common flu? Do you have questions about your nutritional pills? Is someone you know skimping on their Greater Good Dailies? Do you have questions about fertility, dust exposure, or other weather-borne conditions?
You’re not alone! Come see Nimbus, proudly presented by the Montellier Corporation. No longer do you need to be part of a software licensing co-op in order to get access to high-quality healthcare. Nimbus brings access to state-of-the-art Artificial Intelligence Diagnosticians (AID) to all!
“I read on the Open-Internet that the hormones in my milk were affecting my ability to sleep. Nimbus prescribed clonazepam, and now I’m meeting my sleep requirements! Thanks, Nimbus!”
— Peter *****7719
Subsidized through the federal government, Nimbus is the first AID available to any taxpaying, documented, law-abiding citizen at no cost. At seventy-four intersections across New Era City, you can sign in with a drop of your blood and the doctor will see you in one of seven luxurious booths. No long waits!
Nimbus is qualified to diagnose and treat any condition that those over-priced software co-ops can, and there’s no cost to you. Simply offer a drop of your blood and Nimbus will access your complete DNA profile as well as your medical and personal histories. With this information, Nimbus can help you determine what’s ailing you, find the best treatment, and update your records automatically. It will even recommend treatments you may not have thought of, including, but not limited to: deviance therapy, contraception and fertility services, and advanced cancer screening.
In the coming years, we expect Nimbus to gain access to Closed-Internet sources, including: the New Era Journal of Modernized Medicine, Futures in Immunology, and the collective works of accepted medical advances from the entire 21st century!
“Nimbus helped me realize that my symptoms were being caused by malaria. Although I didn’t qualify for curative treatment, Nimbus was able to give me the very best in palliative care! Thanks Nimbus!”
— Lu *****8135
Montellier engineers have designed Nimbus with state-of-the-art empathy, compassion, communication, and interpersonal modules. “Talking to Nimbus is like talking to a real person,” says Darren *****2244. “He listened to my concerns and factored them in to his decision making process.”
But like those expensive software AIDs, Nimbus doesn’t let emotions cloud its judgement. You’re still getting world-class medical advice, without the human errors of bias, fatigue, and compassion. Furthermore, Nimbus is fluent in English, Spanish, Mandarin and Russian—meaning healthcare really can be for everyone!
Other common conditions Nimbus can treat:
Asthma, SARS, and emphysema
Influenza and Avian flu
STAPH infections, psoriasis, and UV burns
Radiation poisoning (low-level)
Lead and other heavy metal exposure
Ricketts, scurvy, and hypocalcemia
Contraception
Deviant Cognition Disorders
Motivation Disorder
Heart disease, blood pressure disorders,
Malaria, WNV, Chikungunya virus, dengue, and Zika
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Lyme Disease, Ehrlichiosis, and Tularemia
Click here to learn more about what Nimbus can do for you.
“Nimbus saved my life! There was an error with my GDDs and I was missing some essential nutrients. If Nimbus hadn’t been there for me, I don’t know what would have happened!”
— Aileen, *****5061