Zach, this is peak Strangest Times satire—brilliant, biting, and way too close to plausible. The "Maduro Cycle" of oil lust, hare-brained escalations, and ICE fighting over deportation rights had me cackling while shaking my head.
That Rubio mix-up with the links? Schumer asking if Cuba has oil? Pure gold. You've nailed the absurd hypocrisy of empire perfectly. More semi-annual corporate retreats, please.
Zach, this is peak Strangest Times satire—brilliant, biting, and way too close to plausible. The "Maduro Cycle" of oil lust, hare-brained escalations, and ICE fighting over deportation rights had me cackling while shaking my head.
That Rubio mix-up with the links? Schumer asking if Cuba has oil? Pure gold. You've nailed the absurd hypocrisy of empire perfectly. More semi-annual corporate retreats, please.
Thanks for reading!
Came for the WoT. Stayed for the Onion.
Just for you pal